June 4, 2011

Attorneys wanted to wait tables in Manhattan

Lots of readers wondered whether this was flame. Sadly, it might be believable, if they just solicited law school grads.

Are you a recent law or med school graduate unable to find work in your field? Earn excellent pay in the exciting and rewarding food and beverage industry! Busy West Village landmark restaurant seeks recent grads to fill restaurant server, bartender and manager positions. We are looking for highly educated, confidant and personable applicants who possess the following skills and traits: Excellent communications skills, impeccable manners, fastidious personal grooming habits, ability to remain calm and poised in a high pressure, fast-paced work environment, detail oriented with quick learning retention capabilities, easy rapport with co-workers and customers, respectful attitude, punctuality and that certain something that sets you apart from everyone else.
We are a popular, established casual dining establishment located in the West Village/Meatpacking District. Our service personnel earn excellent pay and work in a fun, high-energy environment. Hours are flexible. Even if you have no prior restaurant experience, as long as you are energetic and eager- we will train. We are hiring immediately so reply at once! Please submit the following for consideration:
Education History
Current Photograph
Contact telephone number(s) and email address(es)
Job Scheduling Conflicts
Date of first availability to work
Any special skills or talents you possess
(Optional) Restaurant work history/knowledge of Digital Dining POS/fluency in Spanish


1 comment:

  1. That may be a brilliant idea. It could be like a Hooter's for the intellectual set. Instead of showing off breasts, they can talk to patrons about law and scientific breakthroughs.