May 19, 2011

Foreclosure defense attorney job in Chicago

Multiple readers forwarded this ad. As one noted, "Is this a joke?"

Small law firm, specializing in foreclosure defense and debt collections seeking a skilled, licensed and dedicated attorney to work in fast paced environment in downtown Chicago. Hours will vary but generally will require 8-8 M-F and two full weekends per month. Candidate should be a natural rainmaker with an excellent professional network.

Candidate will have to work off own laptop in our office. Laptop needs wi-fi connection and candidate should have their own broadband card. Candidate should also have working knowledge of wireless internet. We prefer candidates with an active Westlaw or Lexis-Nexis account. Spanish fluency is also preferred. Job may require travel to collar counties, thus candidate must have a car.

Pay starts at $11/hour, and after 6 months of satisfactory work, we will pay for parking and increase your compensation to $12/hour. No additional benefits available. Prefer top 10% and law review. Please include LSAT score and class rank. Please cut and paste your resume, along with a letter of interest, into the body of the e-mail.


  1. Yeah, it is a joke.

    The pathetic, unemployed wonder-kids at JDU wrote it for some odd reason to torment other folks in the same boat that they're in.

    It was all the rage on a thread all week.

    Misery loves company, I guess.

    And losers just have to believe everybody else is a loser, too.


  3. It is a joke from bitter people at JD Underground.

  4. JDU troll: