March 28, 2011

Minneapolis job for attorney with "Church-like values"

Part Time Lawyer Wanted. $10.00 per hour, plus commission. Some weekends and evenings needed. Varied duties, including administrative, as well as court appearances. Church like or conservative values required.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/lgl/2291582586.html

(Thanks to the reader who found this one.)

5 comments:

  1. Well, you would have to take a vow of poverty.

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  2. Values like paying the rent, gas, utilities, your student loans, or indeed any other bills whatsoever, are decidedly NOT required.

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  3. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Church-like conservative values apparently means "you'll work when I want you to, on demand, and you'll get paid squat."

    Must be a Republican client.

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  4. I assume the "church-like" value they are looking for is a vow of poverty, given the $10/hr pay...

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  5. Monks make more money than that.

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